my hobbies include complaining and binge-watching star trek
if a boy ever says “someone’s on their period” to u when ur angry that is literally code for “punch me in the balls” so don’t hesitate
as a boy i can tell you this translation is 100% accurate
actual scientific proof
Can everyone just be like Dylan?
LOTR 30 day challenge: day 3 favorite race → elves.
Go not to the elves for counsel, for they will say both no and yes.
I need to have as much wild sex as possible so one day I can become an inappropriate old lady that blurts out things like “when I was your age I got a concussion after being bent over a desk” and then my family can be like “grandma please, you’re making easter dinner really uncomfortable” and it’ll be great